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Our funny fortune cookies contain a large
selection of messages inside each box.
Here are just a few examples ...
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Brigands demand your money or
your life; women require both.
Sign in shop window: “We buy
old furniture. We sell antiques”
Keep smiling - it makes
people wonder what you’ve been up to.
Forgive your enemies, but
don’t forget their names
Any married man should forget
his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing.
By the time they had
diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’
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